"If you weren't born with it
You can buy a couple ornaments
Just be sure to read the warning, kids,
'Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it."
"Mr. Potato Head" - Melanie Martínez
For a school task, we had to write a dialog about surgery in pairs and record it. In lack of the recording (and I must say that is my fault), here's the written version of it:
~Our dialog (Heather, Campio)~
A Hey, hi!
B Hi!
A Oh, my God! The surgery went wrong, didn’t it? Your face looks horrible!
B What!? It’s awesome!
A What? Is that what you asked for?
B Yes! I wanted something inspired in Dali’s art!
A Oh, goodness... As long as you’re happy, I guess...
B Why don’t you try it out?
A Nah, I’m not that much into surrealism...
B But, I mean, haven’t you ever wanted to look different?
A Now that you say it... I’ve always wanted to look like a fruit!
B A fruit?
A Yeah! Nothing looks more healthy and delicious than a fruit!
B So, which fruit would you look like?
A A pineapple, a strawberry... Every kind is fine! But the fruit I’ve always loved the most is the pear!
B The pear!?
A Yes!
B So, are you gonna go for it?
A Hmm... Yes, definitely!
B See?
A Pear me, here I come!
B Hi!
A Oh, my God! The surgery went wrong, didn’t it? Your face looks horrible!
B What!? It’s awesome!
A What? Is that what you asked for?
B Yes! I wanted something inspired in Dali’s art!
A Oh, goodness... As long as you’re happy, I guess...
B Why don’t you try it out?
A Nah, I’m not that much into surrealism...
B But, I mean, haven’t you ever wanted to look different?
A Now that you say it... I’ve always wanted to look like a fruit!
B A fruit?
A Yeah! Nothing looks more healthy and delicious than a fruit!
B So, which fruit would you look like?
A A pineapple, a strawberry... Every kind is fine! But the fruit I’ve always loved the most is the pear!
B The pear!?
A Yes!
B So, are you gonna go for it?
A Hmm... Yes, definitely!
B See?
A Pear me, here I come!
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